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Door Demotivational Poster


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm, #226608
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm, #226026
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am, #226004
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am, #226186
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am, #226011
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm, #225980
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm, #225957
OMG XD


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm, #140525
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am, #140503
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am, #140501
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm, #247925
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm, #199632
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm, #199447

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm, #199429
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm, #76221
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm, #76213
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm, #10958
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am, #251396
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm, #223925
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm, #223922
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am, #249285
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm, #247445
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am, #247035
LOL


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218786
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm, #218785
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm, #218784
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm, #166214
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic


TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am, #206023
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm, #203850
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm, #203761
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm, #174896
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm, #130310
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm, #129636
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am, #129033
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm, #128465
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm, #128455
really mods? reallylllylyy?


LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.


TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am, #229402

post to motitwist too


THANKS - for the advice, you genius




SILVER LINING? -




TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*




SCOTSMEN -




I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm, #220705
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm, #220701
man after my own heart


JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.


TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by MustyK

reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm, #127654
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty d*** good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am, #193738
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm, #193712
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm, #193572
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm, #193569
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm, #193568
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm, #193565
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm, #193563
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


REAL MUSIC -


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

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sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm, #236619
Very nice!!!!


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #110098
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




DOORS - They'll get you every time.




A LITTLE GAME - Once I had a little game, I liked to crawl back into my brain, I think you know the game I mean, I mean the game called "go insane" ---The Doors


TAGS: hallucinogens the doors
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:45 am, #187446
Dammit! I just lost the game.


VICTORY IN DEFEAT -


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm, #178281

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm, #178275
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm, #178265
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm, #178263

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm, #178256
Very nice.


PHOTO BOMBER -




Put Up Your Dukes -


TAGS: octopus door hook
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 7:55 pm, #248622
Queensbury Rules, eh?
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm, #248605
Love this one
Iconoclast - August 13, 2013, 12:23 pm, #248599
Now I'll never look at coat hooks the same way. 5L


CUZ THEY SAID? -


TAGS: canadian enjoy outdoors
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:20 am, #244319
Thank you
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:53 am, #244318
Love this one


OPPURTUNITY -


TAGS: knock at door creepy find
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - February 18, 2012, 9:44 pm, #229801
yeah, it's supposed to be. Probably could have worded it better.
Verdeckt - February 18, 2012, 9:05 pm, #229800
Is the title part of the joke?


WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -




THE OUTDOORS - Haha, you're stuck behind a desk.


TAGS: work outdoors lake
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Justin

God - June 22, 2008, 1:55 pm, #6660
It's in ph**oshop land you a**holes.
Thor - March 19, 2008, 3:28 am, #1301
I am pretty sure that it must be Norway, somewhere on the West coast.
Tom - March 14, 2008, 6:47 pm, #1232
d*** YOU TO HELL!!! *shakes fist in air*
Dave - March 14, 2008, 3:39 pm, #1205
Gorgeous sh**, anyone know where it is?


WAIT! - what if its unlocked?




FORBIDDEN -


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm, #197882

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm, #197822
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm, #197814
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: door locks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #240381

best security system in the world right here. Leave home & only lock half of them. At any given a thief will lock/unlock the while trying to get in....or just break a window.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:50 pm, #240357
Got enough lock5 there?


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




INNOVATION -


TAGS: backdoor shenanigans
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 12:19 am, #125304
Not all are created equal!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #78441
Marks in the back of the falcon with the wookie nookie all hopped up on near beer beer. Look what you started. I'm got the droids with the big big t****s....oh wait is that a knock at your door?? NOT NOT!!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:29 am, #78440
Let me guess. At this very moment yer outside, standing in the middle of my lawn, waiting for your great dane to finish taking his crap. Which you have no intention of stooping and scooping. Or it that Mark?
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:26 am, #78439
Once again...NOT NOT!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:21 am, #78438
Whoopee! The originator showed up to the party party! NOT NOT!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:14 am, #78436
That's it you two. I've had enough of yer chicanery. Get the hell away from my slightly flawed but otherwise brilliantly executed poster. Now. G-g-get!
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:19 pm, #78419
Pattern? Just make sure you keep the wookie away from the nookie. Otherwise it'll be as big as a house house...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:16 pm, #78417
Droid ti***** and near beer beer? I think there's a pattern forming here here.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:10 pm, #78416
Got it! Grab the one with the big big t****s!! I got the smokes and road/space beer beers. Crap all they got is near beer. Which aint near enough beer beer!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:06 pm, #78415
Screw it. Just drop a dime bag in one of their pockets and we'll take them anyway. The boss will never know know.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm, #78414
These aren't the droids we're looking for? d*** it now we gotta go tell the boss. You tell him...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm, #78413
It wasn't that bad bad. It gave me a ha ha.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm, #78412
That was baaaad but hell it was worth a sh** sh**....not
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm, #78411
These are not not the droids you're looking for.
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:58 pm, #78408
Maida....force be with you you!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:56 pm, #78407
Maida who who?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:50 pm, #78406
Maida
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm, #78405
Who's there there?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:35 pm, #78401
Start again.... Not not!
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:34 pm, #78399
Roll with it Sean; not not! who's there?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:42 pm, #59452
Oh crap. I did a "not not". d***.


BRAIN TEASERS - Can you find the door in this picture?


TAGS: brain teasers door
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by wokka

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:56 pm, #181525
Bad


THIS DOOR IS LOCKED, BROKEN AND DOESN'T TAKE YOU ANY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO - Kinda Like My Social Life




Sliding Doors -




GIFTED - SOME PEOPLE HAVE IT, SOME PEOPLE DON'T -


TAGS: door sign gifted wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:59 am, #222995
The other night, a touron making online reservations called me and asked what the tag saying "rates change during stay" meant. I was very polite and said "rates go up on the weekend," but was thinking "exactly what it says, you touron"
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:25 pm, #222989
Post to Stupid Humans also.


ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one




HUMOR -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am, #146837
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am, #146825
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am, #146824
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am, #146794
tease!
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm, #146744
Win.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm, #146743

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm, #146739
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm, #146738
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm, #146729
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


Ninja Cat -


TAGS: ninja cat doorway wall
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Greeny - March 20, 2014, 5:37 am, #253706
One should always do a little research on the originality of an idea before posting. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:46 pm, #253702
purty sure this has been done....almost exactly


POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy




'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!


TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by hootizz

forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am, #185543
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...


FOR ME -


TAGS: women goddesses doormats pablo picasso
Rating: 3.12/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:10 am, #111427
The kind of man to steer your daughter clear of.


CLIMB -




GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.




ENVY - It's Lurking Again!




WISH AWAY -


TAGS: doors calendar hyacinth house need
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Derek - June 26, 2012, 12:34 am, #236634
Someone like a receptionist; friendly, but regarding you as of no consequence.
Sho - June 25, 2012, 10:44 pm, #236633
Good stuff! I like the sleek modern looking style
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 11:19 am, #236610
One word……..Facebook
mariand - June 25, 2012, 7:12 am, #236602
well, that one is the hardest to find...


HAPPY PASSOVER...WE KNOW WHOS BOOD THAT IS ON THE DOOR FRAME -




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: alone door
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:22 pm, #237349
Thanks. Now I need to change my armor.


QUOTES -


TAGS: pzy out through use door
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Talisman - August 3, 2011, 2:46 pm, #222386
Toronto FTW!


OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown


TAGS: one door closes one door opens *** menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by rerun

lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am, #160434
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm, #156424

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am, #156417
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am, #156414
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #156411
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am, #156398
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"


TAGS: depression black white doorway woo
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:29 pm, #192749
No, it's black and white. 5L
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 1:23 pm, #192682
This is golden! 5L
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:18 pm, #192678
ROR at the fake and the comments
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:21 am, #192669

I thought you wore a size 6, that must be why it hurts so bad
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:02 am, #192667
we all have our days like that, except ReRun...he's freakin' hilarious all the time! why only this morning, he covered all the toliets at MotiHQ with saran warp...what a prankster...now he's on his way to the hospital, to get a female size 7 removed..


PROJECTILES -


TAGS: glass door acne popper
Rating: 3.69/5

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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm, #230041

omg...loz


STOLEN VEHICLE - 1957 WAS A LONG TIME AGO




AIRMAN -




OPPORTUNITY - Its knocking but it ain't for you


TAGS: door
Rating: 1.69/5

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Zook - November 22, 2010, 8:04 pm, #203651
you have 3 lines, use them. commas too
Faceplant31 - November 22, 2010, 7:27 pm, #203646
OMG So original! 1L, i mean really, could this have been a more lame submission on a poster that has been more over done than p*** bear? Lets not forget to use the search function when making and submitting fakes.


TO SEE, OR NOT TO SEE... - That is the question.




hall lights -


TAGS: door lights shadow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 11:10 pm, #255160
Awesome....


Telling Time -


TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm, #254940

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am, #254864
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254857

I think these women may have crabs.


Easy Does It -




besieged -




* Knock * Knock * -




Opportunity -




Hail me a cab! -




doorbells -




DOOR TO THE SOUL -


TAGS: door soul invasion calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - July 9, 2012, 3:51 pm, #237104
thanks Sho.. I'm starting to have a little collection in your gallery of horrors xD
Sho - July 9, 2012, 1:22 pm, #237097
Another five'd & fav'd
gas - July 8, 2012, 2:24 pm, #237075
thanks man!
GaryO - July 8, 2012, 12:25 pm, #237073
creepy good


THAT FRESH FEELING -


TAGS: outdoor activities calendar hearty laughter
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

sharebear - March 17, 2013, 10:27 pm, #244401
Bear is taking a dump and sees a rabbit. "Hey rabbit, do have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says "Nope." Bear grabs rabbit and wipes his b***.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 1:24 pm, #241136
THis Is What They Do With Our Tax Dollar.
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:17 pm, #241099
love this one...wish I had a rabbit...or slow smallish grandchild here....now


Knowledge -




I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else




Glass Doors -


TAGS: glass door facer woman spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:57 pm, #253169
Been there, done that and even had the t-shirt. That is until I found a second glass door...poor t-shirt!


TREE IN LIVING ROOM..? -


TAGS: tree cat dog bathroom indoor
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:11 pm, #241451
Where does a cat in the tree fit into the 12 Days of Christmas song? teehee If you haven't already, you should post this at digmy dog too.


IT TAKES ME BACK -


TAGS: rider storm doors rain
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:44 am, #221127
Challenge accepted...
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:57 pm, #221112
Fresh idea!! I love it Greeny!
Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:21 pm, #221111

lol...try inagoddadavida baby.


There Are No Stars -




FUNDRAISING -




SHE'S GOT LEGS - And she knows how to use them!




DO YOU LIKE THE OUTDOORS? - Because the outdoors doesn't like you!


TAGS: tree sign eat outdoors
Rating: 4.08/5

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fred - August 6, 2010, 10:07 pm, #188068
Warning! Slow moving hikers eaten by trees.


ARE WE MISSING SOMEONE? - There were four us when we started!




PERFECTION -


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm, #122419
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm, #122387
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am, #122376
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am, #122339
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm, #122215
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm, #122176
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm, #122164
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


DISNEYSITTER -


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm, #163663
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm, #118189
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm, #118102
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm, #118070
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm, #118066
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm, #118061
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm, #118056
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


JIM MORRISON WANTS YOU - To go out on the wrestling mat and kick some ass.


TAGS: jim morrison doors wrestling
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:14 pm, #241229
What's the connection with wrestling?


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am, #75650
Knock, Knock. Who's there?


MURPHY'S LAW - If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end


TAGS: life time day perfect woman outdoor pool legs
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - May 4, 2009, 1:36 am, #77573
Well done demotivation.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:16 pm, #77537
I though Murphy's Law was 'Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.'


IF IT GETS TOO HOT... -


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm, #87575
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm, #87574
I can roll down the window.


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -




I HAVE A DREAM - That One Day We Can Choose What We Are.




WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR? - When it's...




SWITCHEROO - Somehow my favourite word




ESCAPE ROUTES - Most effective when they get you out of trouble, not into a trash can.


TAGS: back door nowhere dumpster fail owned
Rating: 2.25/5

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einseiji - July 9, 2009, 1:31 am, #94512
Not unless the dumpster is your hiding space.
jmac0585 - July 8, 2009, 11:47 am, #94438
I actually took this picture in downtown Riverside, CA. I mean... Jump out of the door onto the garage, into the dumpster? Not exactly the pole into the batcave is it?


THEN... - this is Sparta?


TAGS: sparta door
Rating: 2.15/5

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Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 8:20 pm, #181603
They said i would incounter such beings when i venture forth into the inter-wbs i didnt think it would be so sad...
spacedog - June 24, 2010, 7:57 pm, #181592
It's a jar...ba dump bump Tshhh...*crickets
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 7:06 pm, #181584
I dont care about Ratings, some of the funniest posters here are 2L or 3L, But Since You are my seniors the no tunnels it is..
Claire - June 24, 2010, 6:46 pm, #181582
Tunnels don't generally get accepted unless they're incredibly funny, and even then, die-hards rate them 1L.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 6:32 pm, #181579
Dont ever think to make a tunnel. Just take the pic and crop it down.
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:30 pm, #181578
This Could Have Benn Done So Much Better...... Imagin This...........I HAVE A DREAM, that one day inanimate objects can not be judged at first sight. on second thought would a tunnel of this saying that get accepted trash??
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:57 pm, #181526
Worse.


DOOR MAT - What he should be.


TAGS: mat matt doormat doormatt door
Rating: 2/5

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captcoke - September 14, 2008, 10:47 am, #20980
...please...do us all a favor and go play in traffic...


Mice -


TAGS: mice door eyes
Rating: 2/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 18, 2014, 11:17 pm, #253682
A little privacy, please!


BAGGED MILK - Safer for Wal*Mart Door Greeters.




THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris


TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

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firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm, #88740
The f*** the person below me... no, f*** everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am, #71797
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm, #51803
f*** the person below me for being totally a*** about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am, #45814
f*** the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am, #45789
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am, #45788
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics


SECURITY VS. INSECURITY -




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