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Door Demotivational Poster

PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you

TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!

IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm



TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?

EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!

TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.

FREEDOM - Now get back to work.

TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!

JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic

TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on

Oh sure -

TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am

COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.

TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!

TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great f***ing games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?

LOVE - Opens the door to all you value in life.

TAGS: love key door
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 12, 2012, 9:02 am

post to motitwist too

THANKS - for the advice, you genius


TRUE LOVE - "I'll never let you go, Jack" *snaps frozen hand off*

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.

TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

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reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty d*** good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies

E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


TAGS: the doors calendar great music
Rating: 4.8/5

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sureok - June 25, 2012, 5:44 pm
Very nice!!!!



TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


DOORS - They'll get you every time.

A LITTLE GAME - Once I had a little game, I liked to crawl back into my brain, I think you know the game I mean, I mean the game called "go insane" ---The Doors

TAGS: hallucinogens the doors
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bartimaeus - August 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Dammit! I just lost the game.


TAGS: the front door might slam but the back door it rings
Rating: 4.64/5

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rerun - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm

they were and probably all still easy women.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:12 pm
What did she expect when she made you hang out with her friends everyday? 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:41 pm
LOL! It never has the "team player" result that you fantasize about.
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:38 pm

I agree 100%. The look on my ex wife face after her best friend told her we had "done it" was priceless
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:11 pm
Very nice.


Put Up Your Dukes -

TAGS: octopus door hook
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by ughomer

falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 7:55 pm
Queensbury Rules, eh?
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
Love this one
Iconoclast - August 13, 2013, 12:23 pm
Now I'll never look at coat hooks the same way. 5L


TAGS: canadian enjoy outdoors
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:20 am
Thank you
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:53 am
Love this one


TAGS: knock at door creepy find
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - February 18, 2012, 9:44 pm
yeah, it's supposed to be. Probably could have worded it better.
Verdeckt - February 18, 2012, 9:05 pm
Is the title part of the joke?


THE OUTDOORS - Haha, you're stuck behind a desk.

TAGS: work outdoors lake
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Justin

God - June 22, 2008, 1:55 pm
It's in ph**oshop land you a**holes.
Thor - March 19, 2008, 3:28 am
I am pretty sure that it must be Norway, somewhere on the West coast.
Tom - March 14, 2008, 6:47 pm
d*** YOU TO HELL!!! *shakes fist in air*
Dave - March 14, 2008, 3:39 pm
Gorgeous sh**, anyone know where it is?

WAIT! - what if its unlocked?


TAGS: bar door permission hellchild
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

Brutal, I love this
Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Would you like a piece of candAhhhhhhhhhhhh!?
crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:12 pm
she looks mean enough to only want eye teeth.


TAGS: door locks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

best security system in the world right here. Leave home & only lock half of them. At any given a thief will lock/unlock the while trying to get in....or just break a window.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
Got enough lock5 there?

USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!


TAGS: backdoor shenanigans
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Not all are created equal!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:39 am
Marks in the back of the falcon with the wookie nookie all hopped up on near beer beer. Look what you started. I'm got the droids with the big big t****s....oh wait is that a knock at your door?? NOT NOT!!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:29 am
Let me guess. At this very moment yer outside, standing in the middle of my lawn, waiting for your great dane to finish taking his crap. Which you have no intention of stooping and scooping. Or it that Mark?
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:26 am
Once again...NOT NOT!
MO - May 7, 2009, 12:21 am
Whoopee! The originator showed up to the party party! NOT NOT!
Sean - May 7, 2009, 12:14 am
That's it you two. I've had enough of yer chicanery. Get the hell away from my slightly flawed but otherwise brilliantly executed poster. Now. G-g-get!
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Pattern? Just make sure you keep the wookie away from the nookie. Otherwise it'll be as big as a house house...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Droid ti***** and near beer beer? I think there's a pattern forming here here.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:10 pm
Got it! Grab the one with the big big t****s!! I got the smokes and road/space beer beers. Crap all they got is near beer. Which aint near enough beer beer!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:06 pm
Screw it. Just drop a dime bag in one of their pockets and we'll take them anyway. The boss will never know know.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
These aren't the droids we're looking for? d*** it now we gotta go tell the boss. You tell him...
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:03 pm
It wasn't that bad bad. It gave me a ha ha.
MO - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
That was baaaad but hell it was worth a sh** sh**....not
Mark - May 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
These are not not the droids you're looking for.
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:58 pm
Maida....force be with you you!!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:56 pm
Maida who who?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's there there?
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:35 pm
Start again.... Not not!
MO - May 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
Roll with it Sean; not not! who's there?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:42 pm
Oh crap. I did a "not not". d***.

BRAIN TEASERS - Can you find the door in this picture?

TAGS: brain teasers door
Rating: 2.92/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:56 pm


Sliding Doors -


TAGS: door sign gifted wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:59 am
The other night, a touron making online reservations called me and asked what the tag saying "rates change during stay" meant. I was very polite and said "rates go up on the weekend," but was thinking "exactly what it says, you touron"
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:25 pm
Post to Stupid Humans also.

ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!

Ninja Cat -

TAGS: ninja cat doorway wall
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Greeny - March 20, 2014, 5:37 am
One should always do a little research on the originality of an idea before posting. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:46 pm
purty sure this has been done....almost exactly

POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy

'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!

TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

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forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...


TAGS: women goddesses doormats pablo picasso
Rating: 3.12/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:10 am
The kind of man to steer your daughter clear of.


GOOD THING - That door was installed to that Men's room. Now they can have privacy.

ENVY - It's Lurking Again!


TAGS: doors calendar hyacinth house need
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Derek - June 26, 2012, 12:34 am
Someone like a receptionist; friendly, but regarding you as of no consequence.
Sho - June 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
Good stuff! I like the sleek modern looking style
GaryO - June 25, 2012, 11:19 am
One word……..Facebook
mariand - June 25, 2012, 7:12 am
well, that one is the hardest to find...



TAGS: alone door
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:22 pm
Thanks. Now I need to change my armor.


TAGS: pzy out through use door
Rating: 4.5/5

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Talisman - August 3, 2011, 2:46 pm
Toronto FTW!

OPTIONS - When The Red's Blocking The Pink, You Shoot For The Brown

TAGS: one door closes one door opens *** menstration
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by rerun

lesterinside - February 24, 2010, 4:36 am
LoL. nah thanx i'd rather go for the 8 ball.
rerun - February 6, 2010, 2:37 pm

thanks for the line Trash. Poor spelling is a family tradition
erock - February 6, 2010, 11:06 am
good one rerun!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 6:58 am
Nice, Rerun. 5L.
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:49 am
Very nicely done rerun!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 1:12 am
You make me proud boy. And like any good man you even spelled "Rag" wrong. 5 Bloody Lions old chap.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"

TAGS: depression black white doorway woo
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
No, it's black and white. 5L
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
This is golden! 5L
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR at the fake and the comments
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:21 am

I thought you wore a size 6, that must be why it hurts so bad
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:02 am
we all have our days like that, except ReRun...he's freakin' hilarious all the time! why only this morning, he covered all the toliets at MotiHQ with saran warp...what a prankster...now he's on his way to the hospital, to get a female size 7 removed..


TAGS: glass door acne popper
Rating: 3.69/5

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Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:36 pm




OPPORTUNITY - Its knocking but it ain't for you

TAGS: door
Rating: 1.69/5

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Zook - November 22, 2010, 8:04 pm
you have 3 lines, use them. commas too
Faceplant31 - November 22, 2010, 7:27 pm
OMG So original! 1L, i mean really, could this have been a more lame submission on a poster that has been more over done than p*** bear? Lets not forget to use the search function when making and submitting fakes.

TO SEE, OR NOT TO SEE... - That is the question.

hall lights -

TAGS: door lights shadow
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 11:10 pm

Telling Time -

TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.

Easy Does It -

besieged -

* Knock * Knock * -

Opportunity -

Hail me a cab! -

doorbells -


TAGS: door soul invasion calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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gas - July 9, 2012, 3:51 pm
thanks Sho.. I'm starting to have a little collection in your gallery of horrors xD
Sho - July 9, 2012, 1:22 pm
Another five'd & fav'd
gas - July 8, 2012, 2:24 pm
thanks man!
GaryO - July 8, 2012, 12:25 pm
creepy good


TAGS: outdoor activities calendar hearty laughter
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

sharebear - March 17, 2013, 10:27 pm
Bear is taking a dump and sees a rabbit. "Hey rabbit, do have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" Rabbit says "Nope." Bear grabs rabbit and wipes his b***.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 1:24 pm
THis Is What They Do With Our Tax Dollar.
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:17 pm
love this one...wish I had a rabbit...or slow smallish grandchild here....now

Knowledge -

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else

Glass Doors -

TAGS: glass door facer woman spill
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:57 pm
Been there, done that and even had the t-shirt. That is until I found a second glass door...poor t-shirt!


TAGS: tree cat dog bathroom indoor
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:11 pm
Where does a cat in the tree fit into the 12 Days of Christmas song? teehee If you haven't already, you should post this at digmy dog too.


TAGS: rider storm doors rain
Rating: 4.56/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:44 am
Challenge accepted...
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:57 pm
Fresh idea!! I love it Greeny!
Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:21 pm

lol...try inagoddadavida baby.

There Are No Stars -


SHE'S GOT LEGS - And she knows how to use them!

DO YOU LIKE THE OUTDOORS? - Because the outdoors doesn't like you!

TAGS: tree sign eat outdoors
Rating: 4.08/5

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fred - August 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
Warning! Slow moving hikers eaten by trees.

ARE WE MISSING SOMEONE? - There were four us when we started!


TAGS: me***hors kicking down the door
Rating: 3.66/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
"Bingo!" is the "Eureka" of the masses.
Ed-Hyde - September 28, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bingo doesn't count as a me***hor for perfection. Just a more modern 'Eureka!'. I'd say you were still safe, Sean.
Sean - September 28, 2009, 11:39 am
"See this little number right here? It's a Megan Fox of b***plugs." Sorry Arnaldo, I don't think she works as a me***hor. She can still be a standard though, or an ideal maybe.
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 8:51 am
i know one good me***hor for perfection: Megan Fox!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
Got I hope the game of BINGO dates back a few centuries. *crosses fingers*
Derek - September 27, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yes, you hit the nail on the head.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2009, 4:26 pm
That statement rings true. Certainly not off target.


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.

JIM MORRISON WANTS YOU - To go out on the wrestling mat and kick some ass.

TAGS: jim morrison doors wrestling
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
What's the connection with wrestling?


TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Knock, Knock. Who's there?

MURPHY'S LAW - If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end

TAGS: life time day perfect woman outdoor pool legs
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - May 4, 2009, 1:36 am
Well done demotivation.
CRaSH...doesn't wanna sign in - May 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
I though Murphy's Law was 'Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.'


TAGS: car door window bacd old lame jokes
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BoneCD - June 16, 2009, 2:47 pm
I bet that's a non-smoking vehicle
Jmac0585 - June 16, 2009, 2:38 pm
I can roll down the window.


I HAVE A DREAM - That One Day We Can Choose What We Are.

WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR? - When it's...

SWITCHEROO - Somehow my favourite word

ESCAPE ROUTES - Most effective when they get you out of trouble, not into a trash can.

TAGS: back door nowhere dumpster fail owned
Rating: 2.25/5

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einseiji - July 9, 2009, 1:31 am
Not unless the dumpster is your hiding space.
jmac0585 - July 8, 2009, 11:47 am
I actually took this picture in downtown Riverside, CA. I mean... Jump out of the door onto the garage, into the dumpster? Not exactly the pole into the batcave is it?

THEN... - this is Sparta?

TAGS: sparta door
Rating: 2.15/5

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Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 8:20 pm
They said i would incounter such beings when i venture forth into the inter-wbs i didnt think it would be so sad...
spacedog - June 24, 2010, 7:57 pm
It's a jar...ba dump bump Tshhh...*crickets
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 7:06 pm
I dont care about Ratings, some of the funniest posters here are 2L or 3L, But Since You are my seniors the no tunnels it is..
Claire - June 24, 2010, 6:46 pm
Tunnels don't generally get accepted unless they're incredibly funny, and even then, die-hards rate them 1L.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
Dont ever think to make a tunnel. Just take the pic and crop it down.
Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 6:30 pm
This Could Have Benn Done So Much Better...... Imagin This...........I HAVE A DREAM, that one day inanimate objects can not be judged at first sight. on second thought would a tunnel of this saying that get accepted trash??
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 1:57 pm

DOOR MAT - What he should be.

TAGS: mat matt doormat doormatt door
Rating: 2/5

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captcoke - September 14, 2008, 10:47 am
...please...do us all a favor and go play in traffic...

Mice -

TAGS: mice door eyes
Rating: 2/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 18, 2014, 11:17 pm
A little privacy, please!

BAGGED MILK - Safer for Wal*Mart Door Greeters.

THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris

TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

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firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm
The f*** the person below me... no, f*** everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
f*** the person below me for being totally a*** about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am
f*** the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics